1. Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t.
(hint: consists of a coconut center topped with an almond and coated with milk chocolate?)
2. A man is sitting on the edge of his bed with a rather ill look on his face and he says "I can't believe I ate the WHOLE thing".
(hint: "Plop, plop, fizz, fizz")
3. NFL quarterback who appeared in a television commercial wearing women's Stockings...
(hint: he wore number 12 for the Jets and was quoted saying, “When you win, nothing hurts.”
4. You'll wonder where the yellow went...
(hint: The product's manufacturers ran a television advertising campaign for 'New Formula', featuring the 'You'll wonder where the yellow went' jingle from 1948 onwards.
5. What builds strong bodies 12 ways?
(hint: Red yellow and blue balloons printed on the wrapper.)
1. Almond Joy's got nuts / Mounds don't
2. Alka Seltzer
3. Joe Namath
4. When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent?
5. Wonder Bread.