Thursday, October 29, 2009
In 1998, a warehouse worker in the UK was sentenced to five years in prison for stealing more than 300 tons of what candy bar?
Snickers, Three Musketeers, Mars Bars, Butterfinger
Hint 1.76 ounces is 233 calories....
In 1998, Martin Keys, a former shift manager at an Oxfordshire warehouse, was sentenced to five years in prison for stealing eight lorry loads of Mars bars, worth approximately £70,000 each. Keys attempted to use his knowledge of the warehouse computer system to cover up the thefts. The stolen candy was said to have weighed more than 300 tons!
And for those who are wondering about the symptoms of anal glaucoma....
It's when you dial up the boss and say..."I'm afraid I won't be able to come into work today."
Of course the boss asks, "What's the matter?"
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," you say in a weak, nasal voice just a little bit louder than a whisper.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my butt coming into work today."